Wednesday, October 26, 2005
As your friend I will...
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you got laid recently.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you're my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring my shovel!
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you got laid recently.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you're my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring my shovel!
// posted by Kelley @ 1:35 p.m. 
