Friday, January 28, 2005
Some cute stuff about moms
I got this via email from my mom's cousin. Some of these are just too cute. There was a large list so I just picked my favorites.
Why Did God make Mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
Why Did Your Mom Marry Your Dad ?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
Who's The Boss At Your House?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What Does Your Mom Do In Her Spare Time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long
Why Did God make Mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
Why Did Your Mom Marry Your Dad ?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
Who's The Boss At Your House?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What Does Your Mom Do In Her Spare Time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long
// posted by Kelley @ 3:21 p.m. 
